Things I have learned about Vampires from playing Scribblenauts Remix:
1. Headless Vampires can still create other Vampires. I am not sure I want to know how this works.
2. Santa can be turned, yet they ignore the Easter Bunny all together.
3. Both God and Satan can become Vampires.
4. Vampires die if they touch Death.
5. As expected Medusa turns Vampires to stone.
6. Vampires win 1 on 1 fights with Sasquatch, Chupacabra, and a Jackalope.
7. Vampires won't kill you if you climb a ladder. This was an unforeseen defense.
8. Vampires can easily kill dinosaurs. Perhaps that explains extinction.
9. Poisonous snakes can cripple and slowly kill Vampires. I know, crazy right?
So it seems all the books and movies have it wrong. This is the future of Vampires.
Next time I will school you on Death, son.
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