Incoming Leg!

Late at night me and my friends kind of tapered off from normal conversation and did many what ifs about Gears of War in general. I would like to share some last nights imagineering.

So I mentioned that I wish I could grenade tag myself in the head an just rush into the other team. This tapered off into absurdity. One of us came up with being able to rip off your leg and throw it (like a boomerang) and if it hits your opponent it would instagib them. This is where ones character would yell "Incoming Leg!". Another idea was to be able to pick up a dead opponents head and throw it at your opponent for damage or a headshot if hit in the head. We really had a mess of these notions. They were quite stupid, such as being able to chainsaw a teammates arm off and run around beating people to death with it.

We also discovered a wonderful real life applications of Cole Train's "Wooo". This should be used after just about anything you do. Taking a dump in a public restroom? Follow up completion with this handy exclamation. Playing at an organized gaming event. Do this everytime you get a headshot, but make sure you come off as a shy quiet type beforehand for best results. Work fast food? How about you give it a go after you hand someone their food. Or in the other end place your order and follow it up with the pure excitement presented by Cole. There are many applications of this in almost every aspect of life. So remember when you are having a good romp with your lady friend, give big Cole Train "Wooo" after you finish!

These were just a few of our late night idiotic musings. I would present more if I could remember. There was just too much laughter and lack of sleep for that to happen.